No one hates Americans more than educated Americans
Do Americans not say goodbye on the phone?
We don’t have to say goodbye aloud. We are all mentally connected and send thoughts to each other’s brains. We really don’t need to say goodbye on the phone because we can think it each other. Or we could just keep the conversation going on in our minds.
One in four Americans don’t know that the earth revolves around the sun.
We are the Sherlock of the world
I don’t get why Americans call football, something you play with your hands and soccer, something you play with your feet. It doesn’t make sense.
Us Americans don’t understand either
it creeps me out that actual american teenagers often look way older than australian teenagers even if theyre the same age like why
whats in your water
what are you on
Not true. Last year this chick told me I looked nine and I had to tell her she was off by about half a decade.
I’m done with people saying ‘Americans this’ and ‘Americans that’ because you’re basically saying that all Americans act this way when we don’t. Some of my friends and my parents are some of the most grateful people I know. It hurts to know that I want to travel the world one day and learn different cultures and lifestyles only to be reminded that many people inside and outside America are insulted by our existence.